36,500 Words.

Well, they're sexy, let's just deal with that first off.
I have no idea why; it doesn't make any sense.
Okay, it makes perfect sense: the actors are always beautiful.
Plus couples get to cling to each other in fear.
In high school, this was date material: I'll protect you.

But there's something else going on here: the delicious anticipation.
What lurks around the corner, what threat waits for us?
It is all very much like what a relationship is.
Don't split up! we yell at the doomed idiot teenagers.
Now we know the truth: It finds us all anyway.