36,500 Words.

You are god damn right I watch the special features:
deleted scenes, bloopers, featurettes, trailers, every commentary track I can;
I stay up late searching the internet for easter eggs;
It's like a treasure map, late at night, remote control;
I want there to be no warm stone left unturned.

Because I want to know how it all comes together,
I want to see glistening golden guts beneath the skin,
all the greasy rusty machinery, all the secret arcane stories,
even when it's stupid, even when it's worthless, even then.

I'm not the most fun person to watch/experience movies/life with.