36,500 Words.

It's all puffed up and weird-looking
What is up with this thing
Serves me right for trying to carry
the microwave in from the garage
all by myself without having
moved the stuff behind the door first,
I pushed it, it snapped back,
punched a hole in my knuckle
I didn't notice it until
we were eating: I saw red
running down my hand, but figured
it was the Thai chili sauce
So I waited, now it's gross
My flesh is all corrupted
Better get the Bacitracin
Better get a Harry Potter purple Band-Aid
Better try to save myself now