Not the old Irish folk song
Not the Thin Lizzy version of the Irish folk song
Actual real whiskey, which I hardly ever drink but I decided to because my brother left a bottle of Kessler here at my house
So I poured a bit into one of our mason-jar drinking glasses and then poured some flat Coke into that and drank it
Except now I'm a little buzzed because I kinda got the proportions wrong
(or right, maybe).
Whiskey, we have never exactly been friends
In fact you've been a right bastard sometimes
But tonight I love you, okay?