36,500 Words.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
100 Words About the Novel I Would Write If I Was Going to Write a Novel.
Which, I think it's clear at this point, I'm not.
But if I did, this is what it would be:
There's this guy, right, who's cool but not too cool,
Who at first doesn't believe in himself but he learns,
And achieves his goals, whatever they might be. Oh, and
There's a girl too, I mean a woman, sorry there,
And she's really smart and really attractive too, they meet,
They say some sharp mean funny things to each other.
And the villain, right, and some kind of natural disaster.
Then the movie rights get sold for ten million dollars.
But if I did, this is what it would be:
There's this guy, right, who's cool but not too cool,
Who at first doesn't believe in himself but he learns,
And achieves his goals, whatever they might be. Oh, and
There's a girl too, I mean a woman, sorry there,
And she's really smart and really attractive too, they meet,
They say some sharp mean funny things to each other.
And the villain, right, and some kind of natural disaster.
Then the movie rights get sold for ten million dollars.
posted by Matt # 2:03 PM 
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